http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/06/julia-gillards-gives-gordon-ramsay-a-word-of-advice/I haven’t mentioned the latest Gordon Ramsay versus Tracy Grimshaw drama on Defamer Australia yet, but I could safely summarise my thoughts by saying “Gordon, don’t be a fucking tool” and then declaring that I hope he magically morphs back to being the lovable sweary chef I adored back in the days before he indulged in amyl fuelled trysts with professional mistresses and began attempting to insult female reporters by calling them lesbians.
But who cares about my thoughts, I want to hear from Julia Gillard!
“I understand from the publicity that Gordon Ramsay is a good chef,” Ms Gillard said. “I think perhaps what he should do is confine himself to the kitchen and make nice things for people to eat rather than make public comments about others.”
“Nice things for people to eat” is probably the best and most simplistic description of Gordon’s job as a celebrity chef ever coined, and knowing that Julia’s words will undoubtedly infuriate the surly Scot just makes the whole thing even more enjoyable.
Wait until he hears her voice and discovers she’s never been married and dates a hairdresser - he’s gonna go nuts!
PS: In conclusion, Team Grimshaw/Team Gillard. I’d prefer it if the Prime Minister busied himself with the other big issues though. Getting publicly cranky over The Chaser and Gordon Ramsay’s heckling of Tracy Grimshaw in recent weeks just makes me think he’s a bit bored at the moment.
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