http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/hells_kitchen/002351.phpLast night's episode of Hell's Kitchen featured a little field trip to Pink's, a Los Angeles hot dog stand/institution that's been around for sixty-six years. As part of this jaunt, the wannabe chefs got to sample the "Gordon Ramsay Dog," which featured sauerkraut and spicy hot mustard on a frankfurter. Well, given that Pink's is just a mile away from the TVgasm offices, we decided to make a late night trip to the famed eatery in order to sample this Gordon Ramsay Dog. The results might shock you.
I then warn the manager that lots of people will be asking about the Gordon Ramsay Dog; so he better be prepared. The manager replies that no one has actually asked for it -- we're the first ones (but certainly not the last, I'm sure). He then asks what exactly is on this alleged Gordon Ramsay Dog, and we tell him sauerkraut and spicy hot mustard. Well, get this: The guy looks at us and says, "We don't even have spicy hot mustard." Pretend like you just heard a record screech to a stop. It was like we'd just swallowed the red pill and had discovered The Matrix. There is no spicy hot mustard??? It's all becoming too clear. What do the Gordon Ramsay Dog, the Easter Bunny, and unicorns have in common? THEY DON'T EXIST!! Ladies and gentlemen, despite what you saw on Hell's Kitchen, there is no Gordon Ramsay Dog!
Nevertheless, we promise the manager that we will return the next night with visual proof that Pink's did hawk a Gordon Ramsay Dog on TV. I swear, we are going to get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, we trekked all this way, we might as well get some hot dogs. In true TVgasm spirit, I order a Martha Stewart dog, and J-Unit orders a Rosie O'Donnell dog. We can only imagine what's in store for our arteries.
